REAL REVIEWS FROM REAL People


"6.2 - The twice baked saffron potatoes were too salty."

-Billingsly Williamsworth

"9.5 - the mushroom truffle risotto dazzles the palate with each bite."

-Stanley Rutherford

"9.3 - absolutely exquisite sea urchin ceviche!"

                                                                                 -Patrick Bateman

"9.7 - MY BROTHER FOUND A HAIR IN THIS SOUP, BUT UGH, THAT ZUCCHINI PESTO SOUFFLÉ IS OUT OF THIS WORLD."

-Bradley Winters

"7.3 - My cream of crab had a long brown hair in it (looked like BC's), other than that it was delicious."

-George Winters

"Creative, inventive, elegant , mysterious, delicious, fantastic. If you're fortunate enough to get a reservation, here's a tip: You can't bring too much booze. Whatever you're planning, triple it. "

-Donna Muffoletto

"COMPANY WAS A 10                     MASHED POTATO BALLS: 8.2               SWEET POTATO GNOCCHI: 8.95 PORK TENDERLOIN: COOKED TO PERFECTION DESSERT : 8.7 WILL DEFINITELY RETURN!"

-James Alexander Campbell III

 

"OMG This is the best #$&@Ing thing i've ever had! "

-Anonymous

"THanks for the hangover! Last
night was really fun and the meal
Was delicious (no surprise)"

-DC