REAL REVIEWS FROM REAL People
"6.2 - The twice baked saffron potatoes were too salty."
-Billingsly Williamsworth
"9.5 - the mushroom truffle risotto dazzles the palate with each bite."
-Stanley Rutherford
"9.3 - absolutely exquisite sea urchin ceviche!"
-Patrick Bateman
"9.7 - MY BROTHER FOUND A HAIR IN THIS SOUP, BUT UGH, THAT ZUCCHINI PESTO SOUFFLÉ IS OUT OF THIS WORLD."
-Bradley Winters
"7.3 - My cream of crab had a long brown hair in it (looked like BC's), other than that it was delicious."
-George Winters
"Creative, inventive, elegant , mysterious, delicious, fantastic. If you're fortunate enough to get a reservation, here's a tip: You can't bring too much booze. Whatever you're planning, triple it. "
-Donna Muffoletto
"COMPANY WAS A 10 MASHED POTATO BALLS: 8.2 SWEET POTATO GNOCCHI: 8.95 PORK TENDERLOIN: COOKED TO PERFECTION DESSERT : 8.7 WILL DEFINITELY RETURN!"
-James Alexander Campbell III
"OMG This is the best #$&@Ing thing i've ever had! "
-Anonymous
"THanks for the hangover! Last
night was really fun and the meal
Was delicious (no surprise)"
-DC